Worldreligions compared (;-)

[Max.Nihom at oeaw.ac.at]

>Dear Sir
>If you do not intend to offend anybody, why send such nonsens and such
>offending and tasteless jokes on a serious network such as this?
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>I, for one find this distasteful and are seriously considering leaving the
>network. If our work as indologists and social scientists are to be kept at
>this level then I am not interested.
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>Elizabeth Hole
>Ph.D. Student, Cultural and Religious Anthropology
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>>Some time ago, I saw this excerpt from some magazine as a copy on a pinwall,
>>please enjoy (absolutely NO intend to flame anybody, anything or whatever..):
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>>WORLDRELIGIONS COMPARED
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>>Taoism: Shit happens
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>>Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama ding ding.
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>>Hinduism: This shit happened before.
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>>Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
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>>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
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>>Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
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>>Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit".
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>>Protestantism: Shit won't happen, if I work harder.
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>>Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
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>>Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
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>>Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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>>Thank you,
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>>Yours, Johannes
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O my god[s]! More PC ordure.