GODS HELPLINE(fwd)

[Madhav Deshpande]

Dear Indologists,
        I thought you may enjoy reading this!
                Madhav Deshpande

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All of us have, at sometime or other been in the doldrums....

At such times, we, turn to the GODS for help....

In modern times however, with changing times, all the GODS have E-Mail
so that
the likes of us can ask for their help easily....

The following are the E-Mail addresses, if you were ever to need
them....

If you wanted to get rid of obstacles in your way, you should mail to:
      ganesha at kailasa.OnMouse.com
 If you wanted to "create" something.... anything, you should mail to:
      brahma at satyaloka.OnLotus.com

If you wanted help with anything at all, you should try:
      vishnu at vaikunTHa.OnAdishesha.com

If you wanted to destroy any thing, then your destination is:
      rudra at kailasa.OnNandi.com

If you were in dire need of money you should try:
      lakshmi at vaikuntha.ByVishnu.com or kubera at swarga.com

If you are in pursuit of knowledge then,
      saraswati at satyaloka.WithVeena.com or brihaspathi at swarga.com

If you want combat evil (Rakshasas) advice can be found at:
      indra at swarga.OnAiravat.WithVajra.com

(For ladies) If you wish your husband a long life:
      gowri at kailasa.com
Advice for this can be found at
      Savitri at madradesha.com

If your place is drought ridden, then you should contact:
      varuna at swarga.com

If you are feeling very cold, then try:
      agni at swarga.com

IF you absolutely NEED a date, then try:
      urvashi at swarga.withindra.com
      rambha at swarga.withindra.com
      menaka at swarga.withindra.com
      tilotthama at swarga.withindra.com

Also can be contacted when you are feeling very down or when you want to

destroy sombody's (your competitor when in school/college? concentration

If you are travelling in a hot country, for a cool breeze contact:
      vayu at swarga.com

If you are ever lost anywhere in the world, contact:
      Ashtadikpalakas at swarga.com

If you were in the darkness light can be obtained from:
      Surya at Akasha.com

If you were in a romantic mood then, for moonlight, contact:
      chandra at Akasha.com

If at all you feel that your character needs a little building up, then
yourhelpline would be:
      rama at ayodhya.com

Suppose you had no access to (on-line? ) newspapers, then for keeping up
with
the times, try:
      Narada at everywhere.anywhere.com
      OR
      Narada at anywhere.anytime.com

When you fall ill, instead of visiting a (very costly) doctor, try:
      ashwini at swarga.twins.com

If ever you felt like getting something (but were not able to), you
should have
contacted:
      kamadhenu at rishiashramAs.edu
      or
      kalpavrikhsa at rishiashramas.edu

Finally, if you've had enough of this world, (and enough of reading such

useless
things) then your contact will be:
      yama at yamaloka.onbuffalo.com

BEST OF LUCK ......
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