Worldreligions compared (;-)

[Sid Harth]

On 28-APR-1995 08:02:08.6 indology said to BAKULA
   > Some time ago, I saw this excerpt from some magazine as a copy on a
   >pinwall, please enjoy (absolutely NO intend to flame anybody, anything
   >or whatever..):
   > WORLDRELIGIONS COMPARED
   > Taoism: Shit happens
   > Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama ding ding.
   > Hinduism: This shit happened before.
   > Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
   > Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
   > Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
   > Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit".
   > Protestantism: Shit won't happen, if I work harder.
   > Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
   > Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
   > Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
   > Thank you,
   > Yours, Johannes

     Americanism: Cut that shit out.

     I overheard my Vietnamese friend saying "Shit is good", he meant "Sid
is good".

Sid Harth